When the Odd News Beats the Real News

23.12.09 / bean bag / Author: bean bag

Ever since Brad Pitt left Jennifer Anniston because she was uninterested, and unfamiliar with current events, I have religiously read the paper. While seated on my bean bag, I learn about, the Auschwitz sign being stolen, the birth of a new Francois Leaf Monkey in captivity, and several other news worthy topics. However, as embarrassed as I am to admit it, what I really look forward to is the Odd News section of the paper.

In the Odd News portion, I read about men marrying their avitar video game partners, the arrival of the highly anticipated divorce voucher, and people who eat the darndest things. Sure, it is counter productive, considering the reason I started reading the paper was to bone up on important info, not clutter my mind with more nonsense. Still, the silly news does occasionally come in handy for small talk, and to be frank it helps diminish the heavy weight I often feel on my heart after reading the serious stuff.

I also learned in the paper that you can get an irresistible deal on a leather bean bag from the Beans Beans site.